I have been struck down by an unfortunate illness. I cannot understand how some minor gastronomic indiscretions can have rebounded on me with such dramatic force.
I tell my Entourage that they should be grateful that they’re not in Graceland, but this seems to have fallen on deaf ears.
I am maintaining a dignified silence. They need to shape up or ship out. Once they’ve prepared me another ‘light’ snack-ette, that is...
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